{"id":285,"date":"2017-09-26T23:12:51","date_gmt":"2017-09-27T05:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/?p=285"},"modified":"2017-09-27T05:47:29","modified_gmt":"2017-09-27T11:47:29","slug":"9-my-first-tattoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"9.  My First Tattoo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_291\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-291\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-291\" src=\"http:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/7.jpg\" alt=\"Meme 7\" width=\"500\" height=\"616\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/7.jpg 500w, https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/7-244x300.jpg 244w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-291\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I am NOT happy.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sooo&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>First of all, I&#8217;ve never really considered myself a tattoo kind of person, but with having tats becoming so normalized, the thought has <b><i>briefly<\/i><\/b> flitted across my mind. \u00a0If I DID get a tattoo&#8230; what would it be?<\/p>\n<p>Something &#8216;girly&#8217; like a butterfly ?,\u00a0dragonfly, fairy, or mythical creature? \u00a0A memorium to special people we&#8217;ve lost? \u00a0The loves of my life &#8211; Shawn and Keenan?<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;ve never even DREAMED was that my first tattoo would be found approximately 18 centimetres up my butt! \u00a0(Excuse my French!), AND&#8230; to top it all off, Dr. Meiers wouldn&#8217;t even give me the unicorn I wanted! ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Sooo&#8230;. First of all, I&#8217;ve never really considered myself a tattoo kind of person, but with having tats becoming so normalized, the thought has briefly flitted across my mind. \u00a0If I DID get a tattoo&#8230; what would it be? Something &#8216;girly&#8217; like a butterfly ?,\u00a0dragonfly, fairy, or mythical creature? \u00a0A memorium to special people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":286,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"rs_blank_template":"","rs_page_bg_color":"","slide_template_v7":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cancer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":296,"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions\/296"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thehallslonghaul.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}